Monday, January 5, 2009
Grace - Stand-Up Comedian in Training
Jokes written and performed by Grace Shipley, December 2008...
Why did the fish jump in the water?
Because the water was clean.
Why did the babies change their diapers?
Because their diapers had poop and pee in them.
Why did the pirate ship go north of the equator?
Because they were looking for a map.
Why did Lucy and Paul play a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?
Because the Tic-Tac-Toe Board was already there.
Why did the light turn on when the light switch wasn't even on?
Because there was a person in the lamp that got the light bulb to work.
Why did the fire just light the logs?
Because the logs were in the fire.
Why did the Christmas tree have a picture frame on it?
Well, the picture frame knew how to walk so he walked over to it and jumped onto it.